Welcome. I'm Ben, and I've been blessed far beyond what I deserve. I'm married to a fantastic Lovely Young Lady (LYL), I work in higher education, and I live in an age where technology permits me to call myself a writer just because I can post my nonsensical ramblings to the internet. What a time to be alive.
He Stinketh is not one of those blogs about "my life," or "my family," or even "accurate depictions of real events." This is a space for me to inflict inane observations and largely-fabricated tales of adventure on unwitting readers. (Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here do not represent those of my employer.) However, I may offer earnest musings on spiritual matters, based on my admittedly-limited understanding of God and the way He works in this world.
Thank you for perusing the site with valuable time you'll never get back.
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Meet the Staff:
Ben
(artist's rendering)
Lead blogger, and the party most deserving of blame for this train wreck of a website. The nickname "Grandpa" (or G-Pa) is a reference to disposition only, referring to his tendencies to drive slowly and to drink coffee black. He is known to refer to most basic forms of modern technology as "the devil." According to the Myers-Briggs test, his personality type is "curmudgeonistic misanthrope." Motto: "Get off my lawn."
Tux
"The cat" or "CAT!" as he is frequently addressed, is the self-absorbed VP of marketing and occasional guest-blogger. Tux is like any other cat, only moreso. He is an official spokescat of Tubbykat brand extra-wide cat doors for husky felines. His hobbies include not moving, staring creepily (see photo), wresting control of the blog away from human influence, devouring anything that doesn't move, and devouring some things that do move. Motto: "I can see it; therefore it is mine."
Max
Max (also, "Puppy" as LYL calls him) serves as bookkeeper and is in charge of site security. Max possesses the unique ability to be forlorn and optimistic simultaneously. His graduating class at obedience school voted him "most likely to scare away an intruder with ferocious barking and then be frightened by his own shadow in the same day." Due to a traumatic experience when he was younger, Max is afraid of all forms of water, including rain, puddles, and bath tubs. He is believed to be the primary reason that "squeaky toys" remains a line item in the blog's annual budget (see photo). Motto: "I slobber because I love you."
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